Time to Update the Spank Bank

My hormones are out of control, so in honor of that, here are my top 5 [unrealistic] men i'd love to bang. (maybe in order of preference) To share with probably just Sara, because she is the only other person who reads this. And when you are done laughing at me, Make your own list! Dead or alive. Man or woman...or fictitious entity.

5. The Spirit - (I had to look up his name, Gabriel Macht)

So its a little creepy that he's surrounded by cats. And that he's actually a comic book character. But holy hot damn if this man can play a good guy in a mask, its him. You never see him without it during the movie, but there is no need. I'd let him keep the mask on.

4.James Dean...

okay, yes, He's currently a corpse. But the classiest man I ever did see. I wish it were still essential to dress like he did. Well its probably good that men don't dress like that regularly anymore, because I'd have to be constantly reminded to stop mouth breathing.

3. Paul Rudd.

(sans chest wig) - Still looks the same as he did in Clueless (which, mind you, is the only thing about that movie that didn't make me want to gouge out my eyes with my fluffy-ended pen from 1996) He ages gracefully. Snarky, cynical. So hot.

2. Gerard Butler...

give me a man with a scottish accent and a sense of humor any day, anywhere. Totally made every dollar wasted on seeing Phantom of the Opera with Rachel well spent. Also played Leonitus in 300. Wonderfully, I might add. But you already knew that.

1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan (aka The Comedian)...

hot damn. This is my number one, and I may not have words to express it. (and my poor boyfriend is sick of hearing it, but then again, Im sick of hearing about Scarlett Johahnson)

He may be 20 years my senior, but he's got my checklist for perfect man, damn near crossed off. He is tall, scruffy in the perfect sense, a fantastic actor. He's got a little grey in his beard, this big laugh, broad shoulders...Then throw him in the best comic sleeze's costume ever to exist and put a cigar in his mouth....pardon me while i go change my pants. I may have peed.

Now that I am done being creepy and temporarily 15 again... Take no notice to the fact that I have a comic book fetish. Or just a literature fetish. God. This really was creepy. Maybe I shouldn't have put this up? Nah.

Post your list, ladies! Hold nothing back.

-Kylie